Hello are you there? Yes

- Hello, are you there?  
- Yes, who are you, please?  
- I'm Watt.  
- What's your name?  
- Watt's my name.  
- Yes, what's your name?  
- My name is John Watt.  
- John what?  
- Yes, are you Jones?  
- No I'm Knott.  
- Will you tell me your name then?  
- Will Knott.  
- Why not?  
- My name is Knott.  
- Not what?  
- Not Watt, Knott.  
- What?